Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Relevant excuses by Mairah;

Level 1 :[ ] smoked a cigarette.
[ ] smoked a cigar.
[x] kissed a member of the same sex
[x] drank alcohol - wine , beer , champagne.
So far: 2
Level 2 :[x] Are / Been in love .
[ ] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired .
[x] been in a fist fight.
So far: 5
Level 3 :
[x] had a crush on someone older.
[x] skipped school.
[ ] slept with a co-worker.
[x] seen someone / something die.
So far : 8
Level 4 :[x] Have / had a crush on your facebook friend.
[ ] Been to Paris .
[ ] Been to Spain .
[x] Been on a plane .
[ ] threw up cause of drinking .
So far : 10
Level 5 :[x] eaten sushi
[ ] been snowboarding .
[x] Met someone because of facebook .
[ ] Been in a mosh pit
So far : 12
Level 6 :[ ] been in a abusive relationship.
[x] Taken pain killers.
[x] Love / loved someone you can't have
[ ] Laid on your back and watched the clouds go by
[ x] Made a snow angel .
So far : 15
Level 7 :[x] Had a tea party.
[ ] Flown a kite .
[ ] Built a sand castle.
[ ] Gone mudding .
[x] Played dress up.
So far : 17
Level 8 :[x] jumped into a pile of leaves.
[x] Gone sledging.
[x] Cheated in a game.
[x] Been lonely.
[x] Fallen asleep at work / school .
So far : 21
Level 9 :[x] Watched the sun set.
[ ] Felt an earthquake
[ ] killed a snake .
So far :
Level 10 :[x] Been tickled.
[x] Been robbed / vandalized.
[ ] Been cheated on .
[x] Been misunderstood.
So far : 24
Level 11 :[x] Won a contest .
[ ] Been suspended from school.
[x] Had detention .
[ ] Been in a car / motorcycle accident.
So far : 26
Level 12 :[ ] Had / have braces.
[x] Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
[x] Danced in the moonlight .
So far : 28
Level 13 :[ ] Hated the way you looked.
[x] Witnessed a crime.
[x] Pole danced.
[x] Questioned your heart.
[x] Been obsessed with post-it notes .
So far : 32
Level 14 :[x] Squished barefoot through mud .
[x] Been lost .
[ ] Been to the opposite side of the world.
[ ] Swam in the ocean .
[x] Felt like you were dying .
So far : 35
Level 15 :
[x] Cried yourself to sleep .
[x] Played cops and robbers.
[x] Recently coloured with colour pencils / crayons / markers.
[x] Sang karoke .
[x] Paid for a meal with only coins .
Total: 40

WTF? This is the 'lamest' thing ever!!!

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